Sep 29, 2016
Into the Heart of Darkwa- The Horror of Week 3 Fill-In Backs: With Bells chiming in the distance, the Dummies recap Week 3 and paw through some muddied backfield situations. Kyle debates whether Wentz has eclipsed Marino as the greatest QB never to win a super bowl, and Zac interviews character-actor Jack Doyle about...
Sep 22, 2016
Week 2 Sucked Asiata: The Dummies sit stoically in the rubble of a weekend of unpredictability and injury attrition, knowing one thing surer than ever- They. Know. Nothing. We discover Zac's preference of Johnny Hekker to Jon Ryan in seven out of ten punts, while Kyle adeptly sidesteps the raging brushfire that is...
Sep 15, 2016
A Game of Draughns- Epic Week 1 Recap: The Dummies' cup (and time constraints) runneth over with the bounties of the NFL's return. Zac tries to crown Jimmy Garapolo the new King of the North, and Kyle pledges fealty to any WR1 who can bring him victory. Week 2 is coming. All this and more is the Dynasty...
Sep 8, 2016
The Fuller Monty - Live Rookie Revue:
With the preseason parade at an end and actual football just days
away, the Dummies revisit their first round rookie rankings to see
what has shifted. Zac strikes a shirtless Heisman pose, and Kyle
clings for dear life to a piece of Baltimore's four-headed
monster.All this and more...
Sep 1, 2016
Step On a Crack and Break a Quarterback: In a brutal week for injuries, the Dummies pick through the wreckage and try to reconcile the ramifications. Hope springs eternal for Kyle as Stevan Ridley catches on with the Colts, and Zac tentatively admits he may possibly have been slightly off on his scouting of Will Fuller....