Dec 22, 2016
Winning Your League Like An Absolute Savage:
It's the most wonderful time of the year...AND the holiday season
is here too! The Dummies take you through what you need to know
about the recent quarterback replacements and dive into a few deep
end stashes to complete your last minute shopping. Kyle
dishes...
Dec 15, 2016
The Most Important Episode of the Year...Oh, And Playoffs:
You've stuck with the Dummies through attrition by injury, receiver
regression, a week 14 quarterback apocalypse, and the Le'Veon Bell
snow game; now throw Kenneth Farrow and Bilal Powell into your
lineup and earn yourself a spot in the championship!...
Dec 8, 2016
Fisher Price - Toying With Your Fantasy Team:
In a series of twists worthy of M. Night Shyamalan, week 13 saw Cam
Newton benched, Dennis Pitta score, Jeff Fisher ink a lucrative
extension to helm the Rams, and oh yeah, the playoffs are here!
Welcome to Thunderdome... The Dummies try their best to make sense
of all that...
Dec 1, 2016
Bortles and Nothingness - The Existential Dilemma of Depending
on Dependent Receivers:
In a week that saw flops by colossuses Allen Robinson, Julio Jones,
and Brandon Cooks, the Dummies reconcile the "new normal" receiver
fluctuations and wonder if Mike Evans is impervious to the trend.
Kyle formally invites Davante...
Nov 24, 2016
Black Friday - Drown Your Injury Sorrow in Deals:
Welp... This season has been a lesson in humility for the Dynasty
community; just when you think you've got a handle on how to
approach things, you get your rear-end handed to you by injury.
Keenan Allen, Sammy Watkins, Alshon Jeffery, AJ Green... crushing
your Zero RB...